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Big dick, short mother fucker who straight full sends
U see that ordo looking mothefucker bout to jump that car into the river
Ordo by Fuckingordo December 2, 2020
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Ordo Templi Orientis 

The Ordo Templi Orientis or O.T.O. is a magickal and fraternal organization devoted to the Law of Thelema. Founded by fringe Freemasons in 1902, it was designed to be a fusion of Western Mystery traditions and Indian Tantric practices. The infamous Aleister Crowley took over the organization in 1923, and held its leadership until his death in 1947. Today, the O.T.O. is an international organization with worldwide membership in the thousands.
I joined the Ordo Templi Orientis in 1996.

Novus Ordo 

Is a company of performers who put on diverse entertainment shows that may include clowns, acrobats, trained animals, trapeze acts, musicians, dancers, hoopers, tightrope walkers, jugglers, magicians, unicyclists, as well as other object manipulation and stunt-oriented artists.
Person 1: Hey, I'll see you tomorrow morning, yeah?

Person 2: Nah man, going with my family to the Novus Ordo...

Person 1: That sucks, Bro.
Novus Ordo by Matthew Lawrenson January 24, 2019

Bogus Ordo

Term describing the post-Conciliar Mass of Pope Paul VI. Used ironically by Bogus Ordo attendees and unironically by trads, the word arouses two basic responses: intense rage or bitter laughter.

Bogus Ordoism is the practice of vehemently defending the Bogus Ordo liturgy, or taking part in the culture surrounding the New Evangelization, specifically trying to make people feel good (unless they have an affinity for Traditional liturgy). Bogus Ordites believe that Abp. Lefebvre was an evil man, and the practice of Bogus Ordoism requires daily rituals including lighting candles at the home altars of Marciel Maciel, John Paul the Great, and Dorothy Day.
1: Bro I love my local Bogus Ordo parish! Haha watch me hold hands with the cohabitating couple during the Our Father to "own" the trads!

2: I would never bring my children to the Bogus Ordo. I only ever want them to attend the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass as the saints did, during the Mass of the Ages. I'm not sure why Bogus Ordites are so afraid of Latin, though!
Bogus Ordo by Sam Rocha January 13, 2021

Novus Ordo (new Mass)

The Missal of Paul VI after the Second Vatican Council in the year 1970. Many of the Liturgies were changed. The Priest faced the people, Incense and chanting were removed, a table was used instead of the Altar, and more.
Person 1: Man, why are all these parishes in my neighborhood modern???

Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!

Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?

Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.

Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.
Novus Ordo (new Mass) by Skyrim550 December 6, 2021

Messi Ordo

The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.
That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!
Messi Ordo by Zheiruzi December 22, 2019
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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