Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.
In Robert Jordan'sthe wheel of Time, an Ogier is the only other sentient being besides humans. Full grown Ogier stand atleast twice as tall as a human does. Ogier primarily live in Stedding and a select few can sing wood. Ogier are famous for their masonry talents. Some of the famous Ogier built cities are Tar Valon, Manetheren, and Caemlyn.