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Orgasmese 

When a woman is experiencing such an intense sexual orgasm that she instantaneously starts speaking in an entirely new found language that is now dubbed globally as the language of Orgasmese.
Last night I gave my girlfriend so many orgasms that she started saying “Oh God” repeatedly in Orgasmese.
Orgasmese by GingaSnapzz August 1, 2025
Words you can keep

orgasmerific 

So good it's worthy of orgasm.
That episode of Jerry Springer sure was orgasmerific!
orgasmerific by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Floppy orgasms 

Cuming when you dont have a hard-on.
Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum
Floppy orgasms by DeadMan Inc April 3, 2005

Orgasmnesia.

When you can't remember the name of your sex partner immediately after orgasm.
After I came, all I could think to say was I love you too, “Baby” because I had orgasmnesia.
Orgasmnesia. by Deepblue August 25, 2005

orgasmelicious 

Used to describe a food that is orgasmically delicious.
These cookies are orgasmelicious!
orgasmelicious by Anita May 13, 2005

Orgasmileage 

How long you (male) and your partner can perform intercourse without you ejaculating.
Steve "Man i get great Orgasmileage!"
Orgasmileage by stevo baesl June 5, 2010

orgasmeister 

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".
Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."
orgasmeister by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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