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Orgasmist
John was lying on the floor until Pete jumped on top of him with a yogibo forcing a small amount of orgasmist to be transferred to the carpet's surface.
Orgasmist by Braingrapes April 11, 2017
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orgasmic event
When someone has an orgasm so intense it is a life-changer. In a 1999 field study of 125 people who had experienced a climax of this magnitude, 15 died of heart attacks during the orgasm, 32 swore a lifetime of devotion to their lover, 43 swore a lifetime of devotion to their hand, 23 committed suicide convinced they had experienced the ultimate thrill life could give them, 11 began touring as motivational speakers, and one decided he was going to watch the Britney Spears video "Baby, One More Time" one more time to see if he could replicate his orgasmic event. Less than a minute into the video he had a seizure and died en route to the hospital.
(from "My Date With Giganti Tongue") ...her heart skipped, she held her breathe, THERE, oh my. She felt her soul fluttering from her body in ecstasy. Her limbs shuddered and she rode the orgasm like James Bond rode the tidal wave caused by the collapsed iceberg in the one where Halle Berry wore a bikini but was trapped in that igloo by the mad Korean. Hummingbirds peppered her heart with kisses and she felt higher than Cheech and Chong at a Grateful Dead concert in a jet flying over Mount Everest. And then, as the orgasmic event slowly subsided, there was that ultimate moment of clarity when suddenly she felt she could prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity was a load of horseshit.
orgasmic event by theinstigator January 13, 2014
orgasmic erection
The word orgasmic erection refers to the great feeling of pleasure you get when you get an erection and it feels so good you have an orgasm or great pleasure. Loud noises may be associated with orgasmic erections.
Ex 1: My girlfriend thinks it is weird that I moan during an orgasmic erection.
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?
Ex 2: My girlfriend was rubbing against my dick so hard she gave me an orgasmic erection.
Ex 3: Is it bad if my dick turns blue when i have an orgasmic erection?
orgasmic erection by dickface457457 April 22, 2015
orgasmic shock
During Destroy Dick December, Toby nutted so hard he went into orgasmic shock and died in his mom's water bed!
orgasmic shock by Swagertooth Tiger November 13, 2017
orgasmatastic
Eating chocolate cake can be orgasmatastic for pregnant women.
orgasmatastic by Nick December 24, 2003
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