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A small town and its senior (Old Orcutt) sadly lumped in with the shit hole known as Santa Maria. Orcuttiers generally dislike Santa Maria for stealing their money, and generally hate Santa Barbara for the same reason seeing as Santa Barbara takes tax money to beautify their own streets while Santa Maria and Orcutt slip down the road to shitsville.

Orcutt is home to Charlie's King Felafel, and home to the best BBQ in AMerica, though its still titled Santa Maria style.
Hey? Don't you live in Santa Maria?

No, dude. I live in Orcutt. But you can switch the Zip codes around without having an issue.
Orcutt by bengeredwing October 11, 2009
Words you can keep
Slang for a woman's dirty va-jay-jay.
No way, I'd never fool around with her, she has a orcutt.
Orcutt by FrannyFranNortheast February 11, 2010
A snitch for sure , prolly lazy fat fuck with a smokin hot mom that rides my dick
Orcutt, I fucked your mom
Orcutt by 1321488 January 11, 2021

Orcutt Lemon Juicer 

The act of urinating in a womans vagina during intercourse and proceeding to eat her out.
Kyle gave Kelly an Orcutt Lemon Juicer and now his tounge is yellow.

Orcutt academy 

The high school to prevent lil fucks to ever peek, yt kids that play yu gi oh and swear rolly backpacks are cool go there and fried ass foos attend that school. Foos are pilgrims there and the only kid to ever peek there is the legend TIM WILKINS! Only a small percent come out with swag. Rumor has it that Jim Is Still trapping
You went to orcutt academy? You must be a virgin.
Orcutt academy by Mike cocslon February 16, 2022

Brooke Orcutt 

An Emo lesbian who radiates top energy
omg is that Brooke Orcutt?
Look she has a flannel on!
Brooke Orcutt by wellthenbitch October 22, 2018

brooke orcutt 

An ugly hoe wears WAY too much eyeliner and needs a nosejob
Oh my god its obvious that she is brooke orcutt just look at her, Jesus it looks like she just fucked a chicken strip
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