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Brooke Orcutt 

An Emo lesbian who radiates top energy
omg is that Brooke Orcutt?
Look she has a flannel on!
Brooke Orcutt by wellthenbitch October 22, 2018
A small town and its senior (Old Orcutt) sadly lumped in with the shit hole known as Santa Maria. Orcuttiers generally dislike Santa Maria for stealing their money, and generally hate Santa Barbara for the same reason seeing as Santa Barbara takes tax money to beautify their own streets while Santa Maria and Orcutt slip down the road to shitsville.

Orcutt is home to Charlie's King Felafel, and home to the best BBQ in AMerica, though its still titled Santa Maria style.
Hey? Don't you live in Santa Maria?

No, dude. I live in Orcutt. But you can switch the Zip codes around without having an issue.
Orcutt by bengeredwing October 11, 2009

Orcutt Lemon Juicer 

The act of urinating in a womans vagina during intercourse and proceeding to eat her out.
Kyle gave Kelly an Orcutt Lemon Juicer and now his tounge is yellow.

orcastration 

The physical act of turning Shamu into Shemu: i.e., the removal of a killer whales testes.
The Sea World vets have been contemplating an orcastration ever since they observed Shamu eyeing the dolphins in the other pool.
orcastration by prairiski August 17, 2009

brooke orcutt 

An ugly hoe wears WAY too much eyeliner and needs a nosejob
Oh my god its obvious that she is brooke orcutt just look at her, Jesus it looks like she just fucked a chicken strip

OhCustom 

A wasteman that can't handle his drink. Thinks he's the king but realistically he's the one cleaning the crown.
OhCustom by Shxkee December 13, 2021