Ophthalmic

Eye and it's diseases

(I actually read this word on something that had nothing to do with the eye at all)

"Don't put that in ur eye it's not for ophthalmic use!"

Ophthalmic by Hawaii_Oreo August 1, 2021

veterinary ophthalmology

A relatively recent specialty within the field of veterinary medicine, devoted exclusively to treating the eyes of non-human animals.

His dog, at the age of ten, had become completely blind. Whereas her blindness would once have been permanent, it could now be reversed. Dr. Jane Cho, a surgeon practicing in Westchester County, New York, had performed a miracle, in his view, had given back the world to his dog by restoring her vision. With each additional year of newly-sighted life, he felt enhanced gratitude toward the doctor and her staff, thankful for the gift of veterinary ophthalmology.

veterinary ophthalmology by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021

Ophthalmophobia 

Ophthalmophobia is the fear of being stared at.

"hey Kelsey! dont stare at that boy"
"why not Sam, he is a cute boy!"

"yeah, but he has Ophthalmophobia"

"OH, my bad!"

Ophthalmophobia by JustThatGirlHam July 31, 2009

Ophthalmophilia

Attraction to and love for someone due to the beauty of their eyes.

From the way he kept looking at my eyes, I knew he was infected with ophthalmophilia; I saw an unending stream of love passing on to me from his ophthalmophilic eyes.

Ophthalmophilia by BabuGeorge April 27, 2014

ophthalmopersonalishistoriaphobia 

The fear that your online browse and/or search history will be seen by other people or made public in another way

I have severe ophthalmopersonalishistoriaphobia, I worry about people finding out that I Google dwarf porn all the time

ophthalmopersonalishistoriaphobia by kroko May 29, 2016

ophthalmophobia 

Fear of going to see an eye specialist.

He's got a bad case of ophthalmophobia. He's not going to have his eyes checked. He'd rather have cataracts.

ophthalmophobia by Fearman August 4, 2007

Ophthalmologist 

It’s a tea maker.

Ima gay bitch Ophthalmologist

Ophthalmologist by Haiitififhrj June 10, 2020

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023