He's got a bad case of ophthalmophobia. He's not going to have his eyes checked. He'd rather have cataracts.
by Fearman August 4, 2007
Get the ophthalmophobiamug. Ophthalmophobia is the fear of being stared at.
"hey Kelsey! dont stare at that boy"
"why not Sam, he is a cute boy!"
"yeah, but he has Ophthalmophobia"
"OH, my bad!"
"why not Sam, he is a cute boy!"
"yeah, but he has Ophthalmophobia"
"OH, my bad!"
by JustThatGirlHam July 31, 2009
Get the Ophthalmophobiamug.