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Oosterhout

German slang for pedophile or one that wants to touch little boys. Usually Oosterhouts are also total fags and prefer fist fucking midgets with their horse cock hand.
That Oosterhout was watching my little midget brother Joe masturbate in the Van behind Dairy Queen.
by Tacopounding June 23, 2010
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Oosterhout

Pennsylvania Dutch slang for taking someone to fistville
We Oosterhout those two spicks who crashed our town barn raising party
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Osterhout Oyster

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.
The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.
by Big Skeet September 11, 2008
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Oosterhouse

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").
Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"
by Hammermeister July 25, 2011
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osterhouse

When you are in a long distance relationship with someone who lives specifically in Michigan and have to fly literally 1220 miles just to see them.
I really should osterhouse soon, my girlfriend/boyfriend misses me.
by LucidDistortion February 25, 2017
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Osterhout

A man or boy who suffers from severe muscular problems and thus has a deformed or uselss hand.
"O man look at that kids hand!!!"
"Now kids dont make fun of the Osterhout...."
by Laxflip May 6, 2005
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Österhöst

A shitty vaxjo fotball team, with their shitty word where you have to endure their shitty fotball
Fuck, its österhöst
by suprexa September 28, 2023
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