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Oosterhout 

Pennsylvania Dutch slang for taking someone to fistville
We Oosterhout those two spicks who crashed our town barn raising party

Osterhout Oyster 

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.
The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.
Osterhout Oyster by Big Skeet September 11, 2008

Oosterhouse 

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").
Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"
Oosterhouse by Hammermeister July 25, 2011

osterhouse 

When you are in a long distance relationship with someone who lives specifically in Michigan and have to fly literally 1220 miles just to see them.
I really should osterhouse soon, my girlfriend/boyfriend misses me.
osterhouse by LucidDistortion February 25, 2017
A man or boy who suffers from severe muscular problems and thus has a deformed or uselss hand.
"O man look at that kids hand!!!"
"Now kids dont make fun of the Osterhout...."
Osterhout by Laxflip May 6, 2005

Österhöst 

A shitty vaxjo fotball team, with their shitty word where you have to endure their shitty fotball
Fuck, its österhöst
Österhöst by suprexa September 28, 2023