Definitions by Hammermeister

Facebook Blunder 

When using facebook mobile and attempting to search for someone, accidentally posting their name as your status. Even more embarrassing when it's someone you hardly know.

"I was facebook stalking this girl and when I went back to my wall I'd made a Facebook Blunder"

Facebook Blunder by Hammermeister September 20, 2011

Oostercard 

Similar to a loyalty card, but for Oosterhouse's. Members in possesion of the Oostercard receive points for each visit to an Oosterhouse.

One more visit to the Oosterhouse and I'll have enough points on my Oostercard for a free visit!

Oostercard by Hammermeister July 31, 2011

Ooster 

For a male to engage in the physical act of intercourse with female.

Q: Did you ooster her?

A: Yes(/No)

Ooster by Hammermeister July 25, 2011

Oosterhouse 

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").

Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"

Oosterhouse by Hammermeister July 25, 2011