Facebook Blunder

When using facebook mobile and attempting to search for someone, accidentally posting their name as your status. Even more embarrassing when it's someone you hardly know.
"I was facebook stalking this girl and when I went back to my wall I'd made a Facebook Blunder"
by Hammermeister September 19, 2011
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Ooster

For a male to engage in the physical act of intercourse with female.
Q: Did you ooster her?

A: Yes(/No)
by Hammermeister July 24, 2011
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Oosterhouse

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").
Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"
by Hammermeister July 25, 2011
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Oostercard

Similar to a loyalty card, but for Oosterhouse's. Members in possesion of the Oostercard receive points for each visit to an Oosterhouse.
One more visit to the Oosterhouse and I'll have enough points on my Oostercard for a free visit!
by Hammermeister July 31, 2011
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