Oosterhouse

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").

Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"

by Hammermeister July 25, 2011

Oosterhout

German slang for pedophile or one that wants to touch little boys. Usually Oosterhouts are also total fags and prefer fist fucking midgets with their horse cock hand.

That Oosterhout was watching my little midget brother Joe masturbate in the Van behind Dairy Queen.

by Tacopounding June 23, 2010

Oosterhout

Pennsylvania Dutch slang for taking someone to fistville

We Oosterhout those two spicks who crashed our town barn raising party

by Ihateeveryoneincludingyou July 7, 2010

osterhouse

When you are in a long distance relationship with someone who lives specifically in Michigan and have to fly literally 1220 miles just to see them.

I really should osterhouse soon, my girlfriend/boyfriend misses me.

by LucidDistortion February 25, 2017