osterhouse

When you are in a long distance relationship with someone who lives specifically in Michigan and have to fly literally 1220 miles just to see them.

I really should osterhouse soon, my girlfriend/boyfriend misses me.

by LucidDistortion February 25, 2017

Osterhout Oyster

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.

The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.

by Big Skeet September 11, 2008

Oosterhouse

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").

Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"

by Hammermeister July 25, 2011

overhoused

when you are very impressed by a house, typically used by architects.

" I got so overhoused by Omar's design"
" Damn boy, that is one overhousing house"

by thedailyeos August 16, 2010

Osterhout

A man or boy who suffers from severe muscular problems and thus has a deformed or uselss hand.

"O man look at that kids hand!!!"
"Now kids dont make fun of the Osterhout...."

by Laxflip May 6, 2005

Österhöst

A shitty vaxjo fotball team, with their shitty word where you have to endure their shitty fotball

Fuck, its österhöst

by suprexa September 28, 2023