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Osterhout Oyster 

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.
The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.
Osterhout Oyster by Big Skeet September 11, 2008

Oosterhouse 

A brothel.

An Oosterhouse can also be any location where the intended visitor/client will most likely engage in the physical act of intercourse, (to "Ooster").
Q: "Where can I go to Ooster tonight?"

A: "There's an Oosterhouse down the road"
Oosterhouse by Hammermeister July 25, 2011

Oosterhout 

German slang for pedophile or one that wants to touch little boys. Usually Oosterhouts are also total fags and prefer fist fucking midgets with their horse cock hand.
That Oosterhout was watching my little midget brother Joe masturbate in the Van behind Dairy Queen.
Oosterhout by Tacopounding June 23, 2010

Oosterhout 

Pennsylvania Dutch slang for taking someone to fistville
We Oosterhout those two spicks who crashed our town barn raising party

osterhouse 

When you are in a long distance relationship with someone who lives specifically in Michigan and have to fly literally 1220 miles just to see them.
I really should osterhouse soon, my girlfriend/boyfriend misses me.
osterhouse by LucidDistortion February 25, 2017

Otterhound 

The Otterhound is a British dog breed. It is a scent hound and is currently recognized by the Kennel Club as a Vulnerable Native Breed with around 600 animals worldwide.
Temperament: Amiable, Boisterous, Even Tempered
Colors: Black, Liver & Tan, Black & Tan, Grey, Wheaten, Blue & Cream
Mass: 41 – 50 kg (Male), 29 – 41 kg (Female)
Origin: United Kingdom, England
Hypoallergenic: No
Life expectancy: 10 – 13 years
My friend's cousin has two (2) liver and tan Otterhounds.