Ooshkabob 

An expression used to reply to an observance that is overly indulgent or utterly shocking.

Hey, did you see the thighs on that chick!! "Ooshkabob!"

Ooshkabob by Hey, Chick! October 2, 2021

ooshabosch

A surprise assault of unwanted love and affection.

Alice was running late for work. She'd just gotten out of the shower, and was getting dressed in the bedroom when she was ooshaboshed. She was sitting on the edge of the bed, putting on her socks, when her boyfriend, still half asleep, leaned forward, wrapped his arms around her, and pulled her back into bed for several minutes of cuddles and kisses.


The cat hates being held, but the owner ooshaboshes it sometimes, holding it close and petting it until it escapes.


Franky was running through the living room on his birthday, playing with his new toy race car, when he became the victim of an ooshabosch from his grandmother. As he ran by, she grabbed his hand and pulled him in for flurry of unwanted smooches and hugs.

ooshabosch by rorylane February 13, 2009

dooshkabob 

A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob

Larry: “Look at that guy with the stunna shades, popped collar and flat billed ball cap covering his man bun. Looks like he’s headed into Starbucks to find a safe space.”
Joe: “What a mega dooshkabob! So sad... let’s go get a shot and a beer to ward off any of his dooshness rubbing off on us!”

dooshkabob by Redshag November 29, 2017

öshkaboygan 

A word used in an "oh shit" kind of moment. Can also be used when you want to spice up the conversation with a random word that makes no sense.

Girl: "I'm pregnant"
Boy: "öshkaboygan"

öshkaboygan by dacherrypopper September 2, 2016

Gutt Goshkabob 

fat ass who complains that his extra value meal is too small,the guy who eats everything at your local buffet.

Waiting behind ol' Gutt Goshkabob,I may not get anything!

Gutt Goshkabob by Anti-gutt July 3, 2010