Oofsk 

The title of the sex act where one gets a blowjob at an IKEA

John: "I just got my dick sucked at IKEA"
Bob: "They call that shit an Oofsk !"

Oofsk by Aziz_Ansari August 19, 2011

OOTSK 

Order Of The Sleepless Knights

Jimmy: I saw the neighbour leave this morning at 3AM.

Mark: Oh yeah, he's in the OOTSK.

Jimmy: WTF?

Mark: Order Of The Sleepless Knights - he's a freight pilot.

OOTSK by Scandinavian March 29, 2008

Chacka Oofka

Chacka Oofka is the son of Adam Perkins, (best known for his vine "stop saying i look like chicken little) Chacka Oofka is the best name to name your child. if you are named this, you will be superior to all others. Chacka Oofka is immortal. He will never die. Chacka is smart, beautiful, and talented. He also knows God.

"hi my name's ChAcKa OoFkA and my dad knows God!" vine reference

Chacka Oofka by valntyne October 6, 2018

Offski 

To depart or make haste to another place.

"Dude, I think I should offski about now."

Offski by Ben Wiggins October 14, 2003

oofk

When someone tells you to do something difficult, and you don't want to do it.

ex. "Johnny run up that flight of stairs,"

"Oofk!"

oofk by pluoof October 8, 2018

jerk ofskey

a good russian friend of mine.

look its mr. ofskey... jerk that is.

jerk ofskey by burrito pirate July 26, 2003

oomska

A word which collects all things that are mucky, dirty and of the ground. Especially things that are wet, brown and sticky.

As In Monty in 'Withnail & I':
'You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without wellingtons? This afternoon I'll take you both into Penrith and get you fitted with some good quality rubber boots.'

oomska by Arthur Thistlewood December 10, 2007