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To depart or make haste to another place.
"Dude, I think I should offski about now."
Offski by Ben Wiggins October 14, 2003
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offskies 

To leave a place fast or to get to another place
The police are there im gunna be offskies before i get caught!
offskies by Jordan46 April 7, 2008
The title of the sex act where one gets a blowjob at an IKEA
John: "I just got my dick sucked at IKEA"
Bob: "They call that shit an Oofsk !"
Oofsk by Aziz_Ansari August 19, 2011
Her: You forgot the beans
Him:oofsies
oofsies by Colgayte September 12, 2018
(adj) a fine women, a hott chick,
Damn, look at the fine ass ooskie !
ooskie by Seanjak February 20, 2008
Referring to leaving your social m8s and retuning to the real world of reality
"Am ofski m8 had a good nite snorting charly but me mums making rice cakes"
Ofski by von goth July 1, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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