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Jimmy: I saw the neighbour leave this morning at 3AM.

Mark: Oh yeah, he's in the OOTSK.

Jimmy: WTF?

Mark: Order Of The Sleepless Knights - he's a freight pilot.
OOTSK by Scandinavian March 29, 2008
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The Outskirts of Nowhere 

The place I moved because the middle of nowhere was too crowded.
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Where do you live?
MAT: the outskirts of nowhere...
ATTRACTIVE GIRL: Lol why?
MAT: The middle of nowhere was too crowded!
BOTH: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Related Words
OOTSK oots Outski outskirts oomska oosk Ohtski Oofsk Oofsketit Oofski

outskirt 

Edge of a geographic area. The part or region remote from a central district, as of a city or town.
As a noun, plural form is much more commonly used.
Many people commute into the business district from the outskirts of town.
outskirt by Diesel316 May 23, 2008
A word which collects all things that are mucky, dirty and of the ground. Especially things that are wet, brown and sticky.
As In Monty in 'Withnail & I':
'You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without wellingtons? This afternoon I'll take you both into Penrith and get you fitted with some good quality rubber boots.'
oomska by Arthur Thistlewood December 10, 2007
The title of the sex act where one gets a blowjob at an IKEA
John: "I just got my dick sucked at IKEA"
Bob: "They call that shit an Oofsk !"
Oofsk by Aziz_Ansari August 19, 2011

Ooskaburden

The small strip of grass between the sidewalk and street that is always a pain in the ass to mow.
Yo, that dog is crappin' on the ooskaburden!!!
Ooskaburden by Jennings Arnold December 6, 2011
Out with an added ski.
Hey, I gotta go, peace outski.
Outski by A.J. June 18, 2005
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