Oofems

A thing that exclaims how much you don't care

Person 1:"I have cheesecake"
Person 2:"Oofems woofems"

by Cheecake4life April 12, 2019

Oofensmurtz

When something is a bigger mistake than a Oof

Our test is tommorow, that’s a huge oofensmurtz

by Rawrnold and kempergirl May 4, 2019

Oofers

When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.

Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

oofers

A random word to say in akward silences somtimes used to express shockness.

Person:hello
cool Person:honk
Person:excuse me
cool person:oofers
person:wtf?
cool Person:ur mum

by Chaz the beast June 11, 2006

oofersnapper

When OOF or OOFER isn't enough to satisfy your needs.

The perfect word to say when something bad happens.

Friend: My mom died today.
You: Oofersnapper

Friend: Dude, I got 30th place in fork knife.
You: Oofersnapper

by ThatAnonymousBoi September 29, 2018

Offemsive

1. When something is or will inevitably be considered offensive to feminist ideals, regardless of merit.

"Don't tell Mary about that sex scene where the man was on top the whole time. She'll think it's offemsive."

by oberservergal June 4, 2014

oofensburg

An oofensburg is someone who is an angry, stinky, shirt stained old person yelling at you to get off their lawn.

"I passed by an Oofensburg's house today."

by Happyjoy63 February 19, 2023