Oofems

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A thing that exclaims how much you don't care

Person 1:"I have cheesecake"
Person 2:"Oofems woofems"

Oofems by Cheecake4life April 12, 2019

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Oofensmurtz

When something is a bigger mistake than a Oof

Our test is tommorow, that’s a huge oofensmurtz

Oofensmurtz by Rawrnold and kempergirl May 4, 2019

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Related Words

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Oofers

When something just hits you very hard both physically or mentally. A more extreme version of oof.

Person A: My dad just died of cancer
Person B: Oof, I feel you man my parents both died of cancer
Person A: Press F, oofers

Oofers by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

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oofers

A random word to say in akward silences somtimes used to express shockness.

Person:hello
cool Person:honk
Person:excuse me
cool person:oofers
person:wtf?
cool Person:ur mum

oofers by Chaz the beast June 11, 2006

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oofersnapper

When OOF or OOFER isn't enough to satisfy your needs.

The perfect word to say when something bad happens.

Friend: My mom died today.
You: Oofersnapper

Friend: Dude, I got 30th place in fork knife.
You: Oofersnapper

oofersnapper by ThatAnonymousBoi September 29, 2018

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Offemsive

1. When something is or will inevitably be considered offensive to feminist ideals, regardless of merit.

"Don't tell Mary about that sex scene where the man was on top the whole time. She'll think it's offemsive."

Offemsive by oberservergal June 4, 2014

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oofensburg

An oofensburg is someone who is an angry, stinky, shirt stained old person yelling at you to get off their lawn.

"I passed by an Oofensburg's house today."

oofensburg by Happyjoy63 February 19, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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