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Oofensmurtz 

When something is a bigger mistake than a Oof
Our test is tommorow, that’s a huge oofensmurtz

Ogdensburg Effect 

(1) the act of using extreme resourcefulness to the point of desperation.
The Ogdensburg effect is choosing the "least dirty" of your dirty clothes so you do not to have to do laundry.
Ogdensburg Effect by avse October 23, 2009

Ogdensburg 

A town close to the Canadian border that is, in short, one of the most boring and useless places ever founded.
If you're making plans to visit Ogdensburg, you must be really bored. O_o;;
Ogdensburg by Kalle Demos February 6, 2005

Ogdensburg 

A town in Upstate New York, on the Canadian border. It has a population of around 10,000, although the population has been steadily decreasing over the years. It was a boomtown in the 1800s, but slowly declined with the Rust Belt and jobs moving to China. The town is pretty boring to live in. Luckily it has an airport with service to Orlando so we can escape the monotony of the town.
"Where do you live?"
"Ogdensburg"
"Ouch man i feel sorry for you"
Ogdensburg by JayPlaysBeamNG December 9, 2018

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026