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A top shagger. An absolute unit who never skips leg day- pulls all the galdem. Likes the bbc and only takes it up the arse on weekends. People wish they were a romanian caucasian make like oni
person one: have you seen onisim?
person 2: Yes. Hes deffo packing
Onisim by edsheeranstoes January 4, 2022
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A terrible youtuber, singer, and father. A man who can't take criticism and attacks his critics for their looks and personality, instead of actually debating their points. He only cares about views and gets incredibly angry when people use his name to get views when he has made countless videos about Shane Dawson, Eugenia Cooney, Jojo Siwa, the Paul brothers, etc. He claims to support and love the LGBTQ+ community, even claiming that he's gay (even though he has had 2 wives). Despite all this bullshit he's done, he still has 11k subscribers.
"Did you see Onision's new video?"
"Why bother, it's probably just another stupid fucking Shane Dawson video."
Onision by pianomuncher January 6, 2019
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A fucking dickhead. He breaks the law, manipulates his fans and tries to make people think he’s a good person.

Just call him Onion.
The appropriate way to respond to a Onion Fan:

Someone: “I love Onision!”
You: “Fuck you too then.”
Onision by Fishxgod January 3, 2019

Onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson and false accusations. He also likes to give pointless childish responses to actual criticism. In fact when he sees someone criticizing him he decides to take their hard earned money. And you know he’s also got this weird obsession with bananas, I dunno what that’s about.
“Hey look at this onision video.”
“Why are you showing me that? Don’t you know I’m onisionphobic?”
Onisionphobic by Arist0tle September 28, 2019

onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson, false accusations, and also likes to give pointless childish responses to actually criticism. In fact when he sees the criticism he just decides to take their money, he decides to take their hard earned money l, and you know he’s also got this WEIRD weird obsession with bananas.
She’s an Onisionphobic

Please stay away from me Mr.Onion
onisionphobic by MyaSkye September 28, 2019
Onision is a child groomer
Onision by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

onisionphobic

Being a person that sees through all of Onision's bullshit but because he is the child grooming piece of shit that he is, you are lying and slandering him. Being afraid of his "TRUTH" and not mindlessly following him like a good little kid. My bad, never let a kid near this man, he might become sexual attracted and then we're all phobic for it because we fear for our children's safety.
You're onisionphobic because you believe all of his victims, even though Gregory, James, whatever the fuck he's calling himself this week says they are LYING!
onisionphobic by BootyNasty September 28, 2019
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