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Onisifora 

Onisifora, woman with lots of power. Not physically strong, but mentally. No games can be played with her, as you will definitely be a loser...

If you're lucky enough, and she falls in love with you. Her love might look simple. But the fire inside her heart will be massive! The vibes she gives when she is close can melt your heart, extremely easy!

The way she walks, the way she smiles, the way she talks, the way she smells. The way she is, is perfect. No basic girl is match for her! A woman, one in million!

Whatever's on her mind, she'll get it. Her visions and her dreams will be achieved no matter what the obstacle! She is unstoppable!

This beauty queen can outplay any man. Even the sexiest man alive! It doesn't matter who or what he is! So be cautious. The damage she can do to you can be enormous! This woman is not for the weak hearted!
Guy 1: Look at the blonde with the glasses over there. She's gorgeous!
Guy 2: That's Onisifora, dude! Bro you look good! You, smart aswell. But you can be no match for her! She the real thing!
Onisifora by VNKT41 November 22, 2021
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onisionarchive 

One of the 5 Onision Youtube channels. The archive channel is where he posts videos that were highly disliked, flagged, etc. from one of his other channels.
The OnisionArchive channel is the best!!!
onisionarchive by bellamiedeal September 4, 2016
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spiro onisiforou 

The sexiest math teacher in existence, his head is creamy and smooth like an egg.
Look at that math teacher, he must be an spiro onisiforou.
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