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onisionphobia 

The fear of Onision Also known as common sense.
Person 1: I have Onisionphobia
Person 2: Is that just common sense
Person 1: I mean... yeah
onisionphobia by Lok'd 0n March 13, 2020
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onisionphobia 

'onision said that people who don't like him have onisionphobia'
'thats bullshit'
onisionphobia by erynfischer September 29, 2019
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Onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson and false accusations. He also likes to give pointless childish responses to actual criticism. In fact when he sees someone criticizing him he decides to take their hard earned money. And you know he’s also got this weird obsession with bananas, I dunno what that’s about.
“Hey look at this onision video.”
“Why are you showing me that? Don’t you know I’m onisionphobic?”
Onisionphobic by Arist0tle September 28, 2019

onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson, false accusations, and also likes to give pointless childish responses to actually criticism. In fact when he sees the criticism he just decides to take their money, he decides to take their hard earned money l, and you know he’s also got this WEIRD weird obsession with bananas.
She’s an Onisionphobic

Please stay away from me Mr.Onion
onisionphobic by MyaSkye September 28, 2019

onisionphobic

Being a person that sees through all of Onision's bullshit but because he is the child grooming piece of shit that he is, you are lying and slandering him. Being afraid of his "TRUTH" and not mindlessly following him like a good little kid. My bad, never let a kid near this man, he might become sexual attracted and then we're all phobic for it because we fear for our children's safety.
You're onisionphobic because you believe all of his victims, even though Gregory, James, whatever the fuck he's calling himself this week says they are LYING!
onisionphobic by BootyNasty September 28, 2019

Onisionphobic

If you are age 15 or under and don't play into Onision's slavemaster fetish, you're Onisionphobic.
Onisionphobic by Pepsi-Meth October 9, 2019

Onisionphobic

A person that doesn't want Onision anywhere near your children, and can see through all the bullshit he spews out on a daily basis.
Just because I don't want to be in your basement, doesn't make me Onisionphobic. But I'm still not getting anywhere near your basement you creep.
Onisionphobic by Iron From Ice September 30, 2019
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