one eyed 

To Be One Eyed, Meaning To Be Highly Intoxicated Where A Person Has To Shut One Eye To Get A Proper Visual Of His Or Her Surroundings Eg. Text Msgs, Door Handles, Girlfriend/Sister. An Act Most Commonly Found In The Tulsk Region Of Roscommon,Ireland.

Dave Is One Eyed Already. Ginger Tom Cant Find His Coat He Is That One Eyed. Gleeson Is Going To Get In A Row He Is That One Eyed.

one eyed by Goggins April 28, 2008

One Eyed 

Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...

Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!

Example of someone being One Eyed

One Eyed by diamondmanizzle3 March 1, 2014

one-eyed 

Inbred, from a very remote place, and/or extremely ignorant. The logical extension of the notion that the more inbred one is, the closer-set their eyes.

My car broke down in such a one-eyed town that nobody'd ever even heard of a Kia.

one-eyed by Logastella July 28, 2008

One-eyed 

The act of stealing any construction related items including tools.

somebody one-eyed my $400 hammer drill while still in its original box.

One-eyed by Harry J. Hahr January 12, 2018

One Eyed Smootcher 

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

one-eyed-bed-snake 

The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..

Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..

The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..

one-eyed-bed-snake by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

One-Eyed Bill 

When a man is on top of a woman having sex and is so drunk that only one eye is open.

I was having sex with this dude last night and he was totally doing a one-eyed Bill

One-Eyed Bill by Jem Bot August 19, 2009