Amazingly kind heart, you find yourself attracted to his smile. He will always be there to lend a helping hand
Call Onan, he knows everything.
by Chips505 December 10, 2016
by ForniteSniper017 September 02, 2018
Stands for One Network America News network. Sometimes mistakenly referred to OAN, ONAN is a small-time, mom's basement "news" operation. Shows are typically hosted by distended colons and strung-out gap-toothed cam girls. Owned by Gil "Red" Herring, their only real claim to fame is the manufacture and marketing of matching sets of presidential knee pads and butt snorkels.
"Did you see that 'reporter' from ONAN at the federal conronavirus briefing? What do you think will happen first--she finally gets her adult teeth, or she promotes out of fifth grade this year?"
by ToddUncommon April 08, 2020
Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.
by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008
to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc
"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)
by pinkpill December 02, 2004
Grace: are u going to Chad's party on Friday?
Ben: nah too many frat boys. onan do u wanna go Chilli's on Sat?
Ben: nah too many frat boys. onan do u wanna go Chilli's on Sat?
by ittybittysmalls September 11, 2019
from New Latin onanismus, from Onan, son of Judah (Gen 38:9),
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.
by El Cid June 22, 2003