Stands for One Network America News network. Sometimes mistakenly referred to OAN, ONAN is a small-time, mom's basement "news" operation. Shows are typically hosted by distended colons and strung-out gap-toothed cam girls. Owned by Gil "Red" Herring, their only real claim to fame is the manufacture and marketing of matching sets of presidential knee pads and butt snorkels.
"Did you see that 'reporter' from ONAN at the federal conronavirus briefing? What do you think will happen first--she finally gets her adult teeth, or she promotes out of fifth grade this year?"
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Amazingly kind heart, you find yourself attracted to his smile. He will always be there to lend a helping hand
Call Onan, he knows everything.
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Get the Onan the Barbarian mug.From the Book of Genesis: Onan and Er were brothers; when Er died, their father Jacob decided that Onan should assume matrimonial duties with Er's childless widow. However, instead of completing the act, Onan "spilled his seed on the ground". God considered this an evil act and Onan was slain for it.
A man was observed on the London Underground practicing the faith of a Disciple of Onan. Police were called and apprehended the suspect.
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