On Squiz 

Replacement term for the phrase "On God" so as to not use the Lord's name in vain.

Kristin: Is that really your Rolex?
Lyle: It is, On Squiz!

On Squiz by BrunoMad October 7, 2025

Doping up on Squid

Verb. To purposely ingest large amounts of ZzzQuil sleep aid in order to get high

Jake: Yo, man you never came by to play 2k last night
Mike: Sorry dawg I passed out after doping up on squid, shit was totally tubular
Jake: Dude you have a serious drug problem and I am deeply concerned for you

Doping up on Squid by cheese434 March 3, 2017

squid on the dock 

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.

Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

squid on the dock by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019

Squibbing on jibsac 

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

Squibbing on jibsac by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021

The squid is on the lid 

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

The squid is on the lid by Dlindh March 27, 2019