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Mayo on the Pizza
The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.
Mayo on the Pizza by Ticklay October 20, 2020
Related Words
On Mayo • to travel on mayonaise • Mayo on that Vert’ • Mayo on the Pizza • putting the lid on the mayonnaise • Mayonnaise On An Escalator • mayonnaise on spaghetti • Mayonese on escalator • the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders • MAYONADOCHE Ungodly quite burp on the inside Nayhou mishibishi haha 😂
Mayo on that Vert’
Spencer last night screamed, “mayo on that vert’!” before finishing all over her.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.
Mayo on that Vert’ by JoeShmoe13 July 3, 2024
to travel on mayonaise
1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.
1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"
to travel on mayonaise by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006
putting the lid on the mayonnaise
putting the lid on the mayonnaise by no original thoughts April 29, 2022
Mayonnaise On An Escalator
Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??
Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!
Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!
Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mayonnaise On An Escalator by Orba April 12, 2021
Mayonese on escalator
MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory
that wil suky suky you're mum twat
A common mayonese in it's natural territory
that wil suky suky you're mum twat
Mayonese on escalator by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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