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lay on hands

an ability commonly used by paladins in role-playing games, that heals you on someone else for a large amount of health. usable generally once every in-game day.
that paladin was almost dead, but he used lay on hands, and now he is okay
lay on hands by Dalsson January 10, 2009

lay on the horn 

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.
The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

lay on back 

same as layback
to chill out, calm down, relax and max often used when it's time to take a ride
"-heyy mayne! that mofucka lookin at me sideways ! who this? im gittin piiiissed, hand me the niiine!!!
-boy, why don't you shut the fucc up and lay on back for a while, you ain't gon kill nobody, son
lay on back by Swoopa March 27, 2009
Term used when man does not have enough money to purchase at the present moment, but will be sure to cough up the dough in the very near future.

Buy now, pay later.
Kid A: "Yes rudeboy, what a can do for?"
Kid B: "Yeh man, want some K but Lay On 'til tomorrow?"
Kid A: "Safe, tomorrow night yeh?"
Kid B: "Easy."
Lay On by Aggyman Irie October 7, 2006

Lay on the floor with dogs 

A reference made to positioning yourself around an unsavory character or seedy person will certainly lead you down a harmful and descructive path.
If my Daddy knew how much I hung out with ole' Ralph, he'd have certainly said, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas and ticks!"

Lay on the floor with dogs 

Reference made to positioning one's self around an unsavory or seedy character that may eventually lead to harm.
If my Daddy knew that I hung out with Ralph he would have surely told me, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. It's just a matter of time!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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