Officed  

A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting.

When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.

Officed by JeniJo January 8, 2009

Post Officed 

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”

Post Officed by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

Post Officed 

To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus”

“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”

Post Officed by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024

Cash Office 

The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.

Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*

Cash Office by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021

friday office 

The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.

Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.

friday office by OGHM March 2, 2018

office drone 

An office drone is a person who works a white collar job that doesn't vary much from day to day, usually at the low end of the income spectrum. They spend most of their time in a cubicle, and their day to day actions are nearly robotic.

"Mr. Incredible was quite the office drone when working for the insurance firm at the beginning of the movie."

office drone by UmichVoiceMajor April 5, 2016

Alpha Office 

The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.

Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.

Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"

Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."

Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"

Pedro: "Yes."

Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."

Alpha Office by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011