officedog

The most irritating person to ever grace the internet. A chronic whiner and complainer who never stops talking.

Do you know officedog? She just won't shut up.

by housecatt March 21, 2010

Officesode

N.

Slang for an episode of the hilarious and popular NBC comedy The Office

Cat: Hey Babe did you see that Officesode last night?

Babe: Yea dude, I teared up when Jim and Pam finally said "I do"!!!

by Bambino624 February 10, 2010

officelol

To be e-mailed or to accidentally view a humorous piece of material or private joke that induces an uncontrollably loud fit of laughter that requires lengthy explanation in an office or other working environment.

'Cliff officelolled at The Onion and got sent home early.'

by mmiiaaooww January 22, 2009

Officedebo

Verb. To be officedebo. Officedebo is a term to replace gay or homosexual. Often used on the boards of all versions of Hobowars. Debo for short.

Cheese: Heff, you and the rest of the debo crew are all officedebo. :P

Heff: You know it. *molests you*

by |DG| Cheese R250K October 11, 2009

Officed

A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting.

When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.

by JeniJo January 8, 2009

officedogging

the act of watching other people have sex from your office window (instead of engaging in work or some other form income-generating activity)

yo, i spent 38 minutes officedogging last week. what time code does that go under?

by officedogger May 29, 2008

Officepoopaphobia

The inability to poop in an office or like environment. Most of us with "officepoopaphobia" prefer to get our poop on in the privacy of our own home. Some serious cases will leave work or school early "sick" in an effort to avoid pooping at the office.

I am unable to poop at work because I suffer from "officepoopaphobia."

by Mix Master Misty April 27, 2010