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Post Officed
“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
Post Officed by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024
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Post Officed
To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus”
Post Officed by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024
Cash Office
The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.
Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*
Cash Office by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021
friday office
The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.
Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.
friday office by OGHM March 2, 2018
office drone
An office drone is a person who works a white collar job that doesn't vary much from day to day, usually at the low end of the income spectrum. They spend most of their time in a cubicle, and their day to day actions are nearly robotic.
"Mr. Incredible was quite the office drone when working for the insurance firm at the beginning of the movie."
office drone by UmichVoiceMajor April 5, 2016
Alpha Office
The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.
Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"
Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."
Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."
Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
Alpha Office by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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