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No offence bro...
The greatest insult ever written:
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
No offence bro... by trollprince December 17, 2011
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yes offence
The more common phrase, "no offence" is used when you don't want to offend them. But if you are purposely wanting to offend them you say, "yes offence."
yes offence by Shayker26 March 13, 2011
first time offence
first time offence by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017
No Offence
No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.
No Offence by 56jack87 December 15, 2009
no offence
1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.
2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.
Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.
Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
no offence by tiggly April 8, 2005
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