No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.
by 56jack87 December 15, 2009
With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool
Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool
Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS
by Scrooge McFucks Honey Bin January 9, 2011
by sirenabacklove October 10, 2017
Your a dickhead, no offence
by ChopStiR January 20, 2011
1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.
2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.
Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.
Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
by tiggly April 8, 2005
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
by Skryko December 6, 2019