Offenced 

If someone said somethig to hurt you or did sumin to hurt you, you'd be like.. offenced.. init (anover word for it is offended)..

Like If Some One Sed To You..
Person A:YOU IDIOT!! THATS NOT IT.. GOSH!!
Person B:UGHH.. Im So Offenced!! Y Did U Say Dat Man..

Or Example B:
Person A: Whats Wrong Wiv You R u Stupid Or Sumtin!!??!
Person B: What Do You Mean Im Stupid.. IDIOT! Youve Offenced Me Bruv!

Offenced by Xmcyxx November 15, 2009

offenced 

cooler way of saying offended

i'm so offenced by that comment

offenced by ur m0mmy November 1, 2022

No offence bro... 

The greatest insult ever written:

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

Peace.

Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included

Forum troll: No offence bro...

No offence bro... by trollprince December 17, 2011

yes offence

The more common phrase, "no offence" is used when you don't want to offend them. But if you are purposely wanting to offend them you say, "yes offence."

Your kind of being cranky today, yes offence.

yes offence by Shayker26 March 13, 2011

Offended 

The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.

Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...

Offended by Danny-V October 9, 2008

Offended Out Of Obligation 

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

Offended Out Of Obligation by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

first time offence by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017