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shit, having to shit
Can we pull over at this rest stop? I have to go occi.
occi by Jax April 11, 2005

Occitania 

State-less nation comprising most of the south of France, some Italian valleys and a small county in Spain. Its language is a group of dialects, including Provençal, of what was once THE European language, the "lenga d'òc". Another dialect of this language broke away in the Middle Ages and became what is now called Catalan, a language currently trying to gain official status in the European Union, much to the dismay of the French government and other idiots.
Occitania has been oppressed by France to the degree that not many people actually know anything about it. Except about some of its cities, like Nice, Bordeaux or Toulouse, and that it has great weather and great beaches.
a police officer(also an ill-advised term of adress, from a drunken sluring of the word officer)
Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test

Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.
occifer by Light Joker November 11, 2004

occidentalized 

You say of a person that has been influenced by western culture.
"Hey Ron! You have become very occidentalized since you came from India"
occidentalized by Multipessoal March 22, 2007

Occie Tom 

Someone who constantly lies, can be shortened to OT.
Myles Murphy: " One more drop of alcohol and I'd have been dead. "

Harry Drabble: " I drank 16 cans tonight "
Myles and Harry are both Occie Toms.
Occie Tom by Allo123 December 12, 2017

occidental college 

One of the best liberal arts colleges in the country. The work load is comparable to that of an Ivy League school and Obama went there for two years. It is located in Los Angeles.
"Hey have you heard of Occidental College?"
"Yeah it's that school the president went to."