occidental

Western, opposite of oriental

If Asians are called Oriental, then Europeans should be called Occidental.

occidental by awmm October 11, 2015

occidental college 

One of the best liberal arts colleges in the country. The work load is comparable to that of an Ivy League school and Obama went there for two years. It is located in Los Angeles.

"Hey have you heard of Occidental College?"
"Yeah it's that school the president went to."

occidental college by Emily Osments June 20, 2013

Occidental College 

A private liberal arts school in Los Angeles. A place where overprivileged white preps pretend to be quirky and leftist while their parents pay for their $80,000/year bill. Preaches equity and diversity while being one of the most expensive colleges in America and failing to provide any support for the few students of color.

The University of Spoiled Children? That's Occidental College.

Ted has a 4.0 GPA and comes from a family in the bottom 50% of income earners. Instead of giving Ted a scholarship, Occidental told him to "Go fuck yourself".

Occidental College by WolfOfTerchová October 24, 2023

Cyberbullying attack on Negros Occidental

There has been an attack on Negros Occidental of Cyberbullying, threatening on not knowing how to speak English,

the victims are in the following, Ray Owen. Mayreel Tagupa, Irish Ryenne Anne, and also Gaieza Rish, the predators are also in the following, Cristina Madele Gale, Flloyd Nufable, Carl Roniquillo, are more,

occuring time is 9:50 pm, 14/09/2021. Latest Cyberbullying attack on Negros Occidental.

Cyberbullying attack on Negros Occidental by IM THE MDFKN ASSHOLE September 14, 2021

Accidental Adult 

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.

Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.

Accidental Adult by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010

Accidental Text on Purpose 

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

Accidental Text on Purpose by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

accidental thumb 

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

accidental thumb by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016