occifer 

a police officer(also an ill-advised term of adress, from a drunken sluring of the word officer)

Police man: Ok I am going to have to do a brethalyzer test

Drunk: I'm not drunk occifer, I've only had ti martwonis.

occifer by Light Joker November 11, 2004

Occifer 

A sarcastic term for police officer, usually said by a drunk trying to be smart or funny.

Did you see the way Occifer Mike was pushing the guest off thw stage on the Steve Wilkos Show? It makes you wonder why people bother to go on the show.

Occifer by KillerMongaloid September 1, 2010

Occifer 

Someone who will take your three-fitty, even though it's all you're worth.

"All I'm worth is three-fitty! You wanna take that, too, Occifer?"

"Yes."

Occifer by Occifer April 21, 2008

Occifer 

Durgatory term used by an individual to make fun of a police officer.

2. A mispronounced version of officer by an individual that is inebriated.

3. A word used in conjunction with "corrections" to define someone that always corrects the mistakes of others

Excuse me police occifer , I didn't know I was swerving leaving work.

2. Yes occifer, Ill take that breathalyzer, I've only had 2 or 12 drinks.

3. My friend the corrections occifer always corrects me on everything right down to the smallest of mistakes!

Occifer by cklawn October 7, 2016

Corrections occifer 

A very vulgar way to describe someone who always corrects anothers mistakes about anything in general

You're a total corrections occifer, stop correcting every mistake I make about astronomy yah fucking Jerk!

Corrections occifer by cklawn September 15, 2016

ocifer 

oficer, pronounced when under the influence

I swear to drunk I'm not god ocifer.

ocifer by Explain June 25, 2007

ocifer 

When you're drunk and got pulled over.

Ocifer Ocifer I'm not drunk. I only had tee martoonis and it took me all day sober to sunday up. The drunker I sit here he longer I get, but I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep i am. What'd ya mean "didn't see the arrow" ocifer. I didn't even see the indian

ocifer by FairyHM3254 August 11, 2024