Obitchuhairy 

A derivative of the word obituary, pronounced (o-bitch-u-harry)

The death of a potential sexual encounter when the woman's pants come off to expose an incredibly hairy and impenetrable boundary to the intended sexual activity. Generally yelled in a confused and disappointed tone followed by a lame excuse and a quick and obvious exit by the male party.

Jenny: "Are you ready?"

Upon unzipping her pants Jenny's bush explodes into view.

Shocked, Cody yells "Obitchuhairy!" while pulling on his pants and making a mad dash for the door.

Obitchuhairy by Husky and Fugs March 4, 2011

obitchuary 

an obituary for a really nasty person written truthfully about that person.

when my uncle finally croaks I'm going to send the paper a truthful obitchuary.

obitchuary by henro50 March 4, 2017

obitchuary 

The notice of a death of a total and complete bitch. This person will be in the newspaper because shes not big enough for the actual news, even though she thought she was. She'll have her own column in the paper that is way off to the side where no one will ever see it, because she was a bitch to the newspaper people too.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the obituary in the newspaper today.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.

Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*

obitchuary by LoloSmiles March 2, 2015

Obitchuary 

Notification of the death of a bitch that nobody cares about

I saw on youtube the otherday an obitchuary of somekinda tribute to some random girl that nobody cares about

Obitchuary by superiorbreed June 1, 2020

Obitchuary 

Unfavourable obituary. Hatchet job on someone who has recently expired.

In her obitchuary we read that her much vaunted beauty was known to her inner circle to be only the result of extensive plastic surgery.

Obitchuary by Neomot October 18, 2012

obitchuary 

An obitchuary is a term used to describe a place where the local residents will most likely harm the prostitutes working under a pimp(s), hurting business.

1. To the poorer, more ghetto pimps, the word is to threaten or scare the prostitutes working under them. A common phrase found in the ghetto is "sendin' a bitch to the obitchuary".

2. To the more wealthy, high-class pimps, the term is mostly used as a geological term used to describe and figure out where the safest and most profitable areas are in town, and where the most dangerous & unprofitable places as well.

Both meanings carry a negative connotation

Poor pimp: Hey yo bitch, don't make me send you to da 'bitchuary, ya hear?

Prostitute: Sorry daddy

Poor pimp: That's right, bitch. Now go out and make me more money!

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Rich pimp #1: Do you think we should send out some girls out into the Tower District after midnight to increase profits?

Rich pimp #2: Nah, brotha. The Tower District turns into an obitchuary after 1 A.M.

obitchuary by gr33kbo1 July 5, 2010

obitchuary 

The common newspaper column that women utilize to write in and complain about the oblivious/incompetent/chauvinistic men in their lives. (Seldom read by the men, incidentally --- ignorance is bliss, and they don’t want to be overly depressed.)

Petulant girl: My boyfriend is being a total dink --- I think I'll write in to the obitchuary, to see what the other chicks think about it.

obitchuary by QuacksO November 28, 2011