Oatage

When someone leaves a perfectly round, ominous brown circle on their bed, and then tries to convince everyone it’s Coke Zero instead of the obvious butthole blast radius we are all looking at. It’s not a stain, it’s a shit eclipse.

"My buddy Jacob and I had some crazy butt-sex, had some major Oatage."

by Yung Shmeat December 28, 2025

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We’re out of a scheduled power outage

When you’re tired but you cannot sleep, or you’ve missed your opportunity to sleep.

Friend: “You need to go to bed it’s late”
You: “I would, but we’re out of a scheduled power outage”

by Ymlnmsc85 November 7, 2020

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power outage baby

Years ago, the power went out in San Francisco for a long time. Nine months later, there was a certain increase in birthrate. If you were born nine months aftert a power outage, you are a power outage baby.

Thomas is a power outage baby.

by Julsey Malone April 16, 2008

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Outage

whenever Playstation Network has an "Outage" the community goes mad. Outage is another word for a Crash, Server crash or such.

Oh shit PSN just had another Outage
how long is this Outage gonna last this time?
who coused that Outage? hackers?

by YT/Glasid4131 May 20, 2011

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PSN outage

An outage that took occurrence on April 20, 2011.
People are still pissed that its still off. God help us.

"Hey man hows PSN going?" Guy 2
"PSN is still down" Guy 1
"WHAT THE F*$!?" Guy 2
"Sony isn't updating their twitter anyways." Guy 1
"WHO THE %#%@" Guy 2
"No psn... Means no black ops." Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT NUGGET" Guy 2
"Still down." Guy 1
*Guy 2 commits suicide* Guy 2
"ITS BACK ON!!!" Guy 1
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Guy 1

PSN outage sucks

by matty1053 May 14, 2011

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