Oatage

When someone leaves a perfectly round, ominous brown circle on their bed, and then tries to convince everyone it’s Coke Zero instead of the obvious butthole blast radius we are all looking at. It’s not a stain, it’s a shit eclipse.

"My buddy Jacob and I had some crazy butt-sex, had some major Oatage."

Oatage by Yung Shmeat December 28, 2025

We’re out of a scheduled power outage 

When you’re tired but you cannot sleep, or you’ve missed your opportunity to sleep.

Friend: “You need to go to bed it’s late”
You: “I would, but we’re out of a scheduled power outage”

We’re out of a scheduled power outage by Ymlnmsc85 November 7, 2020

power outage baby 

Years ago, the power went out in San Francisco for a long time. Nine months later, there was a certain increase in birthrate. If you were born nine months aftert a power outage, you are a power outage baby.

Thomas is a power outage baby.

power outage baby by Julsey Malone April 16, 2008

Outage 

whenever Playstation Network has an "Outage" the community goes mad. Outage is another word for a Crash, Server crash or such.

Oh shit PSN just had another Outage
how long is this Outage gonna last this time?
who coused that Outage? hackers?

Outage by YT/Glasid4131 May 20, 2011

PSN outage

An outage that took occurrence on April 20, 2011.
People are still pissed that its still off. God help us.

"Hey man hows PSN going?" Guy 2
"PSN is still down" Guy 1
"WHAT THE F*$!?" Guy 2
"Sony isn't updating their twitter anyways." Guy 1
"WHO THE %#%@" Guy 2
"No psn... Means no black ops." Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT NUGGET" Guy 2
"Still down." Guy 1
*Guy 2 commits suicide* Guy 2
"ITS BACK ON!!!" Guy 1
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Guy 1

PSN outage sucks

PSN outage by matty1053 May 14, 2011

Bauer Outage 

When you raw dog the poop shoot without permission after strangling her with her own hair.

The Dodgers chances for back to back World Series championship have decreased due to a Bauer Outage

Bauer Outage by ATLienator June 30, 2021

Illinois Power Outage 

knock 'er out,
bang 'er

Luke: yea I gave her the Meat Hammer last night.
Ian: how'd u do that
Luke: Illinois Power Outage

Illinois Power Outage by limdim November 17, 2011