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When someone leaves a perfectly round, ominous brown circle on their bed, and then tries to convince everyone it’s Coke Zero instead of the obvious butthole blast radius we are all looking at. It’s not a stain, it’s a shit eclipse.
"My buddy Jacob and I had some crazy butt-sex, had some major Oatage."
Oatage by Yung Shmeat December 28, 2025
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We’re out of a scheduled power outage 

When you’re tired but you cannot sleep, or you’ve missed your opportunity to sleep.
Friend: “You need to go to bed it’s late”
You: “I would, but we’re out of a scheduled power outage”

power outage baby 

Years ago, the power went out in San Francisco for a long time. Nine months later, there was a certain increase in birthrate. If you were born nine months aftert a power outage, you are a power outage baby.
Word of the Day on April 22, 2008
whenever Playstation Network has an "Outage" the community goes mad. Outage is another word for a Crash, Server crash or such.
Oh shit PSN just had another Outage
how long is this Outage gonna last this time?
who coused that Outage? hackers?
Outage by YT/Glasid4131 May 20, 2011

PSN outage

An outage that took occurrence on April 20, 2011.
People are still pissed that its still off. God help us.

"Hey man hows PSN going?" Guy 2
"PSN is still down" Guy 1
"WHAT THE F*$!?" Guy 2
"Sony isn't updating their twitter anyways." Guy 1
"WHO THE %#%@" Guy 2
"No psn... Means no black ops." Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT NUGGET" Guy 2
"Still down." Guy 1
*Guy 2 commits suicide* Guy 2
"ITS BACK ON!!!" Guy 1
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Guy 1
PSN outage by matty1053 May 14, 2011

Bauer Outage 

When you raw dog the poop shoot without permission after strangling her with her own hair.
The Dodgers chances for back to back World Series championship have decreased due to a Bauer Outage
Bauer Outage by ATLienator June 30, 2021

Illinois Power Outage 

knock 'er out,
bang 'er
Luke: yea I gave her the Meat Hammer last night.
Ian: how'd u do that
Luke: Illinois Power Outage
Illinois Power Outage by limdim November 17, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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