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OJ Simpson's password 

Password used by OJ Simpson to get on his computer
slash slash backslash slash and escape

OJ Simpson 

Nigga that got away.
"I killed my wife" - Oj Simpson.
OJ Simpson by KML09 December 28, 2008

The OJ Simpson 

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.
Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.
The OJ Simpson by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

oj simpson 

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.
Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."
oj simpson by CJDUB January 30, 2008

an Oj Simpson 

It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime
"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson
an Oj Simpson by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

OJ Simpson 

He did it.
OJ Simpson by Dawg November 28, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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