onanimous

A consensus reached by a group of wankers.

Derivation from "Onan" the original biblical wanker.

"The England cricket team's onanimous decision to play crap cost them the Ashes"

by Fubblitious January 20, 2007

unanimous

Sharing the same opinion or views.

The feedback of the mob is unanimous to taxes.

by Rishabh December 23, 2005

Unanimousity

The negative feeling you get when “EVERYONE” agreed on something but nobody asked you.

The anti-vaxxers harbored a lot of UNANIMOUSITY toward the greater medical community... after all, nobody had consulted them...

by Word Burglar. June 20, 2020

Ananimous

Everyone's in agreement but noone knows why.

Obama: Hey everybody! Vote for me to be president!

Audience: Sure! We'll vote for you! (wait, what are we voting for him again?). I guess it's ananimous!

by lonerebel214 November 17, 2011

ananimousity

Secretly hating someone or commiting acts of hate while remaining anonymous.

The primary feeling between an employee and their boss or co-workers is usually ananimousity.

by Johnnny5 March 27, 2010

alcoholics unanimous

a group of alcoholics that are the opposite of alcoholics annonymous

dad: did u go to ur AA meeting today?
me: no i went to alcoholics unanimous
dad:??

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

Unanimous Party Pact

Also know as UPP, A unanimous agreement within everybody at one party to convince one or two drunken idiots to do something incredibly stupid. Usually consisting of a fight or an unforgettable party prank.

1: Orin: "Hey Eric, that Chad that's dancing by himself over there just told me he donkey punched your mom last night!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"

2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.

3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"

by O.G.² February 24, 2009