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Nutcrumpler 

A morbidly obese female (or faggot), usually promiscuous or an escort, who's purpose is to repeatedly slam themselves into your nutsack.
Guy 1 - "That bitch straight BOUNCED off my balls yo, she must've been 650lbs or some shit. Total nutcrumpler."
Guy 2 - "Dude your nuts must've been CRUMPLED!!"
Nutcrumpler by Crank My Urethra February 6, 2014

Nutrumbler 

When your sitting down and your balls are a tad sweaty and you fart and the fart causes your nuts to rumble.
I was in the middle of a gaming session and i pulled a nutrumbler.
Nutrumbler by Migit109 June 10, 2010
If you can't describe something just say nuftble it will always be there for you but it is up to the person your talking to to put it in context
Man 1: dude last night was so... I forget the word... oh well. NUFTUMBLE

Man 2: well because your saying in an excited voice I assume it was really fun and kind of scary
nuftumble by Benisanaveragehuman August 2, 2017
Hey I just made a Bubble Nut!
NutBubble: The process of blowing a bubble while simultaneously nutting
NutBubble by Holmey January 3, 2019

nutrubbers 

(v.) type of gender that prefers to solicit sexually attractive professional females to "rube one out" on her couch while providing therapeutic services.

(v.) type of female that attempts to thotinize male workers on the job.
1. An attractive female walks down the street while the gender population cat calls her. she states, "i heard there's about to be another protest soon so what's your address nutrubbers?" (her papi got a gun permit).

2. A glimpses at A too sexy for my shirt male while he's working on a project. She attempts to do the "bend and snap" attempting to get his attention. He said, "eh yo, thotnoxious, I got the badnesst bitch wearin my chain, pick your nutrubbers up and get the fuck off this block".
nutrubbers by genhustler November 16, 2020

Neyland Nutnumber

When a girl from Tennessee sucks your balls so hard that you loose all feeling in your testicles.
This Tennessee sorority girl gave me a Neyland Nutnumber in the stall during Tennessee vs Florida halftime.
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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