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Nutcrumpler 

A morbidly obese female (or faggot), usually promiscuous or an escort, who's purpose is to repeatedly slam themselves into your nutsack.
Guy 1 - "That bitch straight BOUNCED off my balls yo, she must've been 650lbs or some shit. Total nutcrumpler."
Guy 2 - "Dude your nuts must've been CRUMPLED!!"
Nutcrumpler by Crank My Urethra February 6, 2014

Nutrumble 

The act in which one swims under another person between their legs and blows bubbles
ohh that nutrumble felt so good! Yea I know dude!
Nutrumble by Yurr momma June 20, 2009

nutrubbers 

(v.) type of gender that prefers to solicit sexually attractive professional females to "rube one out" on her couch while providing therapeutic services.

(v.) type of female that attempts to thotinize male workers on the job.
1. An attractive female walks down the street while the gender population cat calls her. she states, "i heard there's about to be another protest soon so what's your address nutrubbers?" (her papi got a gun permit).

2. A glimpses at A too sexy for my shirt male while he's working on a project. She attempts to do the "bend and snap" attempting to get his attention. He said, "eh yo, thotnoxious, I got the badnesst bitch wearin my chain, pick your nutrubbers up and get the fuck off this block".
nutrubbers by genhustler November 16, 2020

Neyland Nutnumber

When a girl from Tennessee sucks your balls so hard that you loose all feeling in your testicles.
This Tennessee sorority girl gave me a Neyland Nutnumber in the stall during Tennessee vs Florida halftime.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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