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1. Someone who will place you scrotum in their mouth in an attempt to please you.

2. Someone who will spend 500 dollars on computer gear to be made a DM.
I heard nutmop gave out more 00ber gear to the n00bs.
Nutmop by Erin May 21, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
A nice but dim middle aged man
Your dad is a nutmuppet
Nutmuppet by Lord Yorby April 11, 2021
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nuthopper 

a person who is on everyone nuts on the internet , aka person who hops from nuts to nuts trying to get attention from all
damn! that bitch on blogtv is such a nuthopper, she went from room to room hopping on them nuts.
nuthopper by nuthopperawareness March 23, 2009

nutmonger 

the seller of nuts.
"That nutmonger over thre is selling nuts."
nutmonger by An evil man July 28, 2003

nutmonkey 

Disregard this definition. . . we have an imposter of the great Fatass!!
Pick your own goddamn name, loser/fatbody.
nutmonkey by Fatass February 24, 2003

nutmonkey 

What a nutmonkey!
nutmonkey by fatass February 22, 2003

nutmonger 

An randomized insult. Along the lines of 'faggot' and 'homo', it implies that the person has a liking for nuts.
"You fucking nutmonger! Put down my weed!"
nutmonger by Ripraptor December 28, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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