Nutmop 

See Also: Teabagger

1. Someone who will place you scrotum in their mouth in an attempt to please you.

2. Someone who will spend 500 dollars on computer gear to be made a DM.

I heard nutmop gave out more 00ber gear to the n00bs.

Nutmop by Erin May 21, 2004

Nutmuppet

A nice but dim middle aged man

Your dad is a nutmuppet

Nutmuppet by Lord Yorby April 11, 2021

nuthopper 

a person who is on everyone nuts on the internet , aka person who hops from nuts to nuts trying to get attention from all

damn! that bitch on blogtv is such a nuthopper, she went from room to room hopping on them nuts.

nuthopper by nuthopperawareness March 23, 2009

nutmonger 

the seller of nuts.

"That nutmonger over thre is selling nuts."

nutmonger by An evil man July 28, 2003

nutmonkey 

Disregard this definition. . . we have an imposter of the great Fatass!!

Pick your own goddamn name, loser/fatbody.

nutmonkey by Fatass February 24, 2003

nutmonkey 

a stupid asshole

What a nutmonkey!

nutmonkey by fatass February 22, 2003

nutmonger 

An randomized insult. Along the lines of 'faggot' and 'homo', it implies that the person has a liking for nuts.

"You fucking nutmonger! Put down my weed!"

nutmonger by Ripraptor December 28, 2005