52 definitions by fatass

the quality of being G or gangsta. Something has g status when it is gangsta, ghetto, or otherwise cool. G status can also be used as an exclamation when a person has done something totally gangsta.
Those new speakers are totally G status


that busta tried to shortchange me so I knocked his punk-ass out!
G Status!
by fatass December 23, 2004
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A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.
As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.
by fatass February 18, 2003
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More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.
A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger-
"OMG! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."
by fatass February 25, 2003
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A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face
by fatass July 21, 2003
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A Shrubism (word created by our current moron...er...president) meaning "underestimated" and "misunderstood" at the same time.
"They misunderestimated me"- George W. Bush Jr. (Shrub)
by fatass February 18, 2003
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Ice Cube (exemplified on the track "I Ain't the One" by N.W.A.)
Some have accused Ice Cube of being a misogynist, but he told them they were dirty ass hoes.
by fatass January 25, 2005
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The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
by fatass February 25, 2003
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