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nursing handjob 

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.
"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"
nursing handjob by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017
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dick nosing 

the act of wearing a mask in such a way that one's nose is uncovered thus making the mask basically useless.
"Hey John, your mask slipped down. You're dick nosing"
dick nosing by WearYourDamnMask August 1, 2020

Cock Nursing 

The act of laying your head on your male partners leg and softly suckling on his cock. Not meant for arousal, but instead a form of putting him to sleep while at the same time enjoying having his penis in your mouth to give you comfort. Sometimes can lead to ejaculation if done right. If you are into swallowing his cum, then it’s an added treat. But not the intention of the act of cock nursing.
Him: What did you wanna do tonight?

Her: I would really like suckle on your dick tonight. It helps me and you fall asleep and give me a big sense of comfort. I call it cock nursing.

Him: Ok. Enough said.
Cock Nursing by LadyBitz August 5, 2022

Nursing handjob 

The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.
You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.
Nursing handjob by HorniB0i February 24, 2023

Turkey Nosing 

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.
Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"
Turkey Nosing by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012

Nusting A But 

When you cum on a table, then you slurp it back up with your dick, And/Or Vagina.
Last night i saw my girlfriend Nusting A But.
Nusting A But by Equin0x__ March 23, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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