When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.

"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."

dick-nursed by pedopetey July 2, 2014

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nurped

That uncomfortable, jittery sensation resulting from consuming too much caffeine or energy stimulants putting you in a state of limbo feel as if they don't know if there coming or going.

(Johnny) "Pssstt!!! Who-oh W.T.F was in that Cup?" (Bill) "Dude That was the Crack water from the peculator that I just emptied out!!"

(Johnny) Man... I'm so Nurped right now, I don't know what to do with myself!

nurped by spindriver July 27, 2012

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Nuried

The act of going beast mode and scraping on opponents single handedly

we got nuried

Nuried by hippo415 November 10, 2010

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Normed

someone that can not seal the deal with a girl only remains friends

man i went on a date and normed the shit outta this girl i was pissed

i just keep gettin stuck in the norm zone

Normed by *npg August 14, 2010

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