When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.

"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."

dick-nursed by pedopetey July 2, 2014

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Neried

To disregard any stand operating procedures and or protocol, due to a "can do" attitude.

The new style of tape was totally Neried into production.

Neried by Lolken December 23, 2011

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nurped

That uncomfortable, jittery sensation resulting from consuming too much caffeine or energy stimulants putting you in a state of limbo feel as if they don't know if there coming or going.

(Johnny) "Pssstt!!! Who-oh W.T.F was in that Cup?" (Bill) "Dude That was the Crack water from the peculator that I just emptied out!!"

(Johnny) Man... I'm so Nurped right now, I don't know what to do with myself!

nurped by spindriver July 27, 2012

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Nuriel

no matter how bad things may be in your life, every time you see him a smile always finds a way to spread across your face. he is the type of guy who always makes you laugh but never makes you cry. every second you are with him you are either smiling or laughing because he just has that affect on people. he is the most amazing guy i have or will ever meet. not only is he amazing, but he is a genius--he is the smartest guy i know. he may be dorky (which apparently is a complement), but thats one of the many things that i love about him. he isnt just any dork--he is MY dork. the second you are forced to leave his side you miss him, for when you are around him you feel complete. when you are apart, you feel like part of you is missing. if you ever find any guy as amazing as nuriel, you should make sure u get him before anyone else does because you dont find guys like this every day.

i miss nuriel.
nuriel is a dork.

Nuriel by hick January 15, 2005

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