When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.

"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."

dick-nursed by pedopetey July 2, 2014

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Neried

To disregard any stand operating procedures and or protocol, due to a "can do" attitude.

The new style of tape was totally Neried into production.

Neried by Lolken December 23, 2011

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nurped

That uncomfortable, jittery sensation resulting from consuming too much caffeine or energy stimulants putting you in a state of limbo feel as if they don't know if there coming or going.

(Johnny) "Pssstt!!! Who-oh W.T.F was in that Cup?" (Bill) "Dude That was the Crack water from the peculator that I just emptied out!!"

(Johnny) Man... I'm so Nurped right now, I don't know what to do with myself!

nurped by spindriver July 27, 2012

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Nuriel

no matter how bad things may be in your life, every time you see him a smile always finds a way to spread across your face. he is the type of guy who always makes you laugh but never makes you cry. every second you are with him you are either smiling or laughing because he just has that affect on people. he is the most amazing guy i have or will ever meet. not only is he amazing, but he is a genius--he is the smartest guy i know. he may be dorky (which apparently is a complement), but thats one of the many things that i love about him. he isnt just any dork--he is MY dork. the second you are forced to leave his side you miss him, for when you are around him you feel complete. when you are apart, you feel like part of you is missing. if you ever find any guy as amazing as nuriel, you should make sure u get him before anyone else does because you dont find guys like this every day.

i miss nuriel.
nuriel is a dork.

Nuriel by hick January 15, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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