nurped

That uncomfortable, jittery sensation resulting from consuming too much caffeine or energy stimulants putting you in a state of limbo feel as if they don't know if there coming or going.

(Johnny) "Pssstt!!! Who-oh W.T.F was in that Cup?" (Bill) "Dude That was the Crack water from the peculator that I just emptied out!!"

(Johnny) Man... I'm so Nurped right now, I don't know what to do with myself!

by spindriver July 27, 2012

nurped out

When a girl is clearly on drugs and she is at the point of NO return at a party and starts jacking everything of yours uncontrollably ~

Bruh, this girl got hella tipsy at the crib and became nurped out and started jacking me and Andrew X.

by cheddarbeezy June 7, 2017

Nurfed

A Valorant Professional for SoaR Gaming

Nurfed will be competing in this Vanguard Champions Tour.

by DunkinEats May 30, 2021

Nursed the wood

nursing the wood means when you're rolling up your medical marijauna in a backwood, it comes out nice and fat with no flaws.

My homie Ollie just nursed the wood yo!

by Boonmckaw March 9, 2015

dick-nursed

When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.

"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."

by pedopetey July 2, 2014

Nuried

The act of going beast mode and scraping on opponents single handedly

we got nuried

by hippo415 November 10, 2010

Nurpee

A frozen slushy drink that is not an officially branded Slurpee. An imitation/bootleg Slurpee.

Nurpee = Not a Slurpee

A Nurpee just doesn't taste the same as an authentic Slurpee from 7-11.

She really wanted a Slurpee, but, there wasn't a 7-11 nearby so she had to settle for a Nurpee from the gas station.

by JonnyHurt March 16, 2020