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The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
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Nundat • Nundator • nuneaton • nondate • nunda • Nunday • nundah • nandate • nandato • Nudation
A small town in England near Coventry and Birmingham. It is known for its high population of inbreds, chavs and Asians. A slow walk around Nuneaton will likely result in death or serious injury. Obi-Wan Kenobi once described Nuneaton as being 'a wretched hive of scum and villainy.'
I would go to Nuneaton, but I'd probably be killed by the chavs, inbreds or Asians.
Nuneaton by SomeDude53535 December 4, 2010
a mistake of a town.
i would rather cut my own dick off and eat it, than spend 5 mins in Nuneaton
Nuneaton by nun123killme March 12, 2017
An update with no useful content whatsoever, typically provided to a person who asks to be updated just for the sake of it.
"Where are you going?"
"I have to give another nupdate to the boss."
"Has anything changed?"
"Nope."
Nupdate by Sataneyes February 4, 2022
A nunday is a day of the week that feels non-existent and wasted. A day could feel like a nunday due to the weather being terrible or nothing exciting happening to give you any motivation to do anything productive.
Had a proper nunday today
Nunday by redlin September 10, 2021

St Thomas More Nuneaton 

St Thomas More is full of chavs and wannabe roadmen. The male teachers are mostly pedophiles. There is also student teacher relationships. Student smoke lots of weed.
St Thomas More Nuneaton is the worst school in Nuneaton.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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