Wombat

A stocky terrestrial marsupial.

Captain lost his leg to a wombat hole.

by TanooKirby June 11, 2003

wombat

Waste of money, brains and time

Going there was a complete WOMBAT.

by stefan January 14, 2004

wombat

A fat 4 legged furry creature with the same attitude as us men

Wombat: Eats roots and leaves

by flat6 July 14, 2006

Wombat

The thick patch of hair nestled in a man's asscrack. It is often so thick that the owner of the wombat must either use sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.

After a long day of hiking in the woods, Ryan was despondent to find out that his wombat was laden with sweat, lint, and brambles.

by Montay January 15, 2008

Wombat

(noun) A single woman aged 21-34 who has a child. She tries harder than a normal woman with no kids to look hot and will typically do more in bed in order to attract a mate to help support her and raise her child. Indicators include: a lot of eye shadow, lives with her parents, lets you do crazy things to her in bed in order to prove her worth.
See similar: Cougar.

I went home with a Wombat last night and then played videogames with her son in the morning.

by Warrior Zohan March 17, 2011

Wombat

A person of unsurpassed random humor, extreme satire and wittiness. Accompanied by a marked, unparalleled aptitude. Frequently found basking in the mainstream social pipeline accompanied by the indulgence of alcohol. Occasionally mistaken for being crude and ruthless because of the overzealous sarcasm associated with it’s unrelenting tomfoolery.

Did you see Paul and Pedro at the bar last weekend. Those guys are straight Wombats.

by X-Ray Cat April 15, 2006

wombat

A small furry creature from Australia which likes to eat roots and leaves. More commonly used to describe a person who is only interested in 1 night stands where the word "root" is similarised to the meaning to fuck.

P1: "is he looking for a girlfriend?"
P2: "no, he's a wombat. He eats, roots and leaves"

by Tombeijing August 23, 2006